"Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else."- Mark Twain
Can we talk about how Hairspray is a story where a not-conventionally-attractive girl gets the hot guy in the end without having to Become “Pretty.” Because we need more stories like that.
It’s also story about breaking down the barriers of racism which we also need more of.
And it’s about nice hair and cheesy dance moves, more things we need more of
It’s a movie where John Travolta plays a chic, which we need more of
Is anyone still looking for an HQ version of the promo?
How to get a boyfriend
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.
I need this.
i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
guardians of the galaxy was such bullshit no one’s headphones last 26 years
but what are the perks of being a wallflower
once i read this book. it was about people having skin melted off of them, giant lizards eating peoples heads off, kind people losing their minds, children being blown to bits, humans being electrocuted, tortured by bugs, people leg’s being blown off, barbed wire crushing someone to death, meat grinders grinding people to death, men choking on their own blood
and it was called mockingjay
OH MY GOD